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Enjoy fellas! 7ee537ab1357a620b17ae514493ee0fd http://www.nudecelebritytheater.com/RS/rsid-1021358/marker-Feed_Newsf/promo_news.html?e=n4369!fcQQfsQQchQQnct&code=2dd58aa7fcbf5367c57dd46a11b1d9d2&ex= Here’s British glamour model Chantelle Houghton. You probably don’t know who the hell she is or why she is a famous nobody but she does have a certain quality that we all can enjoy. Can you guess what it is? Here’s a hint: it’s not her busted up face. cc5c697d80b73ffc87527a2a4f95d44f http://www.nudecelebritytheater.com/RS/rsid-1021358/marker-Feed_Newsf/promo_news.html?e=n4368!fcQQfsQQchQQnct&code=f0e24ba8e5ada1a98145f97d3bd32a4a&ex= Apparently Britney Spears’ world tour is still going on, here she is in Perth wearing a baseball warm up t-shirt. Judging by her nipples either a turkey is ready or it’s a little chilly down there. I know that she’s in Australia and things are a little different in the southern hemisphere, toilets flush the other way which is just weird, but this gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘Down Under’. 5c2a93f61a914fb71b4d6fb4799ef53f http://www.nudecelebritytheater.com/RS/rsid-1021358/marker-Feed_Newsf/promo_news.html?e=n4367!fcQQfsQQchQQnct&code=673aaeac8b9834461fe7d9431fe9c349&ex= Hayden Panettiere looks like she’s finally listening to my advice about changing her style to a more adult look. She’s making out with girls, wearing some nice leather pants and heels, and now here she is spreading her classy legs in Elle magazine. I’m proud of her, she’s all growns up. Besides, cheerleading midget isn’t a look that you want to stick with for the rest of your life. 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I don’t know how to say ‘come sit on my face’ in Spanish, but I’m sure that’s exactly what the security guard is thinking. Dios mios! And yes, assuming the security guard is Mexican does make me a bad person. I’m well aware.See More Photos Now!!! 1e2d6dd799125e42d641fbbb308574a8 http://www.nudecelebritytheater.com/RS/rsid-1021358/marker-Feed_Newsf/promo_news.html?e=n4344!fcQQfsQQchQQnct&code=7e23243eb8a0aaf579b6051f4cb9509e&ex= Here’s Holly Madison being groped by some shirtless douchebag in a parking lot. Not sure if that is illegal but it seems Holly doesn’t mind. In that case, I think I may give it a shot myself. Except, I’ll keep my shirt on. No one wants to see that. 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Here she is in the latest GQ Magazine and with cleavage like that, I think she just earned herself a permanent residency on Hollywood Tuna. I look forward to writing about her boobs for next few years. I have no clue who January Jones is but she just made my least favourite month a whole lot better. Here she is in the latest GQ Magazine and with cleavage like that, I think she just earned herself a permanent residency on Hollywood Tuna. I look forward to writing about her boobs for next few years. 5f71528b1d07f9522117b3ddf0ab4239 http://www.nudecelebritytheater.com/RS/rsid-1021358/marker-Feed_Newsf/promo_news.html?e=n4336!fcQQfsQQchQQnct&code=8a508579f4f0929a75bcfc06a54a87e3&ex= I’d like to completely forget about Heidi Montag but it’s hard to when she keeps pulling these types of antics. Here she is on her way to lunch looking like a streetwalker. 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Enjoy. 500b204a052d841480150848b61feaca http://www.nudecelebritytheater.com/RS/rsid-1021358/marker-Feed_Newsf/promo_news.html?e=n4308!fcQQfsQQchQQnct&code=a658bdd0b9748fa59db96f2d07f077bf&ex= Here’s British super hottie Abigail Clancy at the Pride Of Britain Awards giving her nation more than a few reasons to be proud of her. Damn she’s hot! I spy with my little eye Verne Troyer getting a tiny little boner at Abigail’s expense. It just goes to show you that you’re never too small to be a pervert. Imagine all the upskirts that guy gets to enjoy. Lucky little bastard. 391015a792404b19ff0bbd7a8a97bedd http://www.nudecelebritytheater.com/RS/rsid-1021358/marker-Feed_Newsf/promo_news.html?e=n4307!fcQQfsQQchQQnct&code=8e0da1082e1588c3f1c13bb4ebc18047&ex= Here’s Kristen Bell, at the Couples Retreat premiere, with a friend checking out each others cleavage. While we’re on the topic of boobs I might as well join in and give my opinion; They need to big bigger. 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