News for Feb 9, 2010

Sarah Harding Ruins An Upskirt Moment !!!!

Sarah Harding Ruins An Upskirt Moment !!!!
My celebrity blogging empire was build on upskirts, nipple slips and bikini pictures so it’s really annoying to know that me posting pictures of celebrities flashing their lady junk as they get out of the car has led to the downfall of the classic upskirt picture as we know it by teaching women what not to do. Here’s Girls Aloud chick Sarah Harding ruining an upskirt moment by blocking any chance of a shot as she exits her vehicle. What a f@#king waste! And, I apologize.

Elizabeth Hurley’s Timeless Cleavage

Elizabeth Hurleyâ��s Timeless Cleavage
Ever since Elizabeth Hurley got married, got old and disappeared I’ve missed her, well, at least most of her. Here she is showing off her timeless cleavage in a nice teasing little dress at last night’s premiere of some movie. At this pace Liz will probably have great cleavage until she’s nearly seventy. It may be much much lower down, but I predict it will still look pretty good. I’ll be in my fifties by then which in girl years is roughly thirty-five so I’ll be in my prime. Maybe we could hook up. See More Pictures NOW!!!

Abigail Clancy’s FHM Pictures

Abigail Clancyâ��s FHM Pictures
It’s too bad we don’t get more of Abigail Clancy here in the USA. She is, pretty much, the closest thing to perfection. The eyes, the boobs, that tongue! Man, I’d pay money to have her stick that down my throat. I know that’s a little too much info, but I picture it being minty fresh. Anyway here she is in the latest FHM. Enjoy. See more pictures NOW!!!

Refaeli On Rampage!

Refaeli On Rampage!
Here’s supermodel Bar Refaeli in various stages of hotness, from ‘I’d like to marry that woman and make babies‘ to ‘I think that noise was my testicles exploding‘. The pictures of her by the pool in her bikini and shades fall into that last category. She’s got just the right amount of ‘bitchy‘ and ‘I’m better than you‘ that I like in my women. Unfortunately, those women don’t seem to like the combination of ‘I live in my mother’s basement‘ and ‘I won’t be able to satisfy you sexually‘ that I’ve got going on over here. Women can be so cruel.

Alessandra Topless Pics

Alessandra Topless Pics
If you ask me, this is a pretty good way to end the week. Actually, pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio topless in nothing but little undies is also a pretty good way to start the week, or celebrate the middle of the week, or Tuesday. You get the idea. What could I have done in a past life that’s makes it impossible for me to wake up next to a woman like this each morning? Maybe I can fix it. Where’s the guy from Quantum Leap when you need him?

Christina Aguilera Is Washed Up

Christina Aguilera Is Washed Up
Here’s Christina Aguilera ringing in the New Year at Tao nightclub. We haven’t seen much Xtina, ever since she had kids, but this new look of hers isn’t working for me. Her funbags look deflated and the rest of her body looks like it belong to a 35 year old crack whore. I don’t even want to ask how much? See more pictures now!!!

Molly Sims Bikini Pictures

Molly Sims Bikini Pictures
The last time I had pictures of Molly Sims on the site she was doing some weird sh#t with her puppies and I remember thinking that that was the end of her hotness. Well, I’m glad that she’s decided to prove me wrong by prancing around and shaking her ass in her little bikini. How thoughtful. See more pictures now!!!

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Pictures

Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Pictures
If you ask me, there’s not much in this mixed up world more enjoyable than to watch a hot chick try on swimsuits in a sexy pair of heels. Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her delicious chesticles doing just that. I have to say that I’m impressed, if I were there I’d pay for the damn thing myself. After I came to, of course, because chances are all my blood would have quickly rushed from my head causing me to pass out like a gay guy at a Jonas Brothers concert See more pictures now!!!

Kate Hudson And Her Milky White Thighs!!

Kate Hudson And Her Milky White Thighs!!
I don’t really know what Kate Hudson is doing in these pictures, but I’m glad she decided to do it in a short little skirt. I know it kinda looks like a sixty year old hippy’s sundress, but I like her sexy legs so who gives a shit. Although, a little sun wouldn’t hurt. I’m still annoyed that she hasn’t done something about her boobs, or lack there of. This is Hollywood baby, everybody does it. I wonder how many times she’s heard that before.

Amber Rose Is Out Of This World

Amber Rose Is Out Of This World
Here’s Kanye West’s girlfriend/thing Amber Rose out in West Hollywood. I’m not going to lie, if Aliens touched down on Earth and they looked like this, I’d probably hit it, but for now the unknown scares me. Who am I kidding, I’d still hit that, as long as it doesn’t have teeth on its privates.

Kate Beckinsale Keeps Proving She's The Hottest MILF

Kate Beckinsale Keeps Proving She's The Hottest MILF
You know you're one of the hottest women on the planet when you look in the mirror and see Kate Beckinsale staring back at you. Here's the super MILF out doing something in a nice little skirt and a leather jacket. So Hot! It's funny that none of the animal rights people throw fake blood on celebrities in leather. Are cows just second class animals? Nothing but delicious steaks and fine Italian shoes? Or is it that any animal that lets drunken frat boys tip it over while it takes an afternoon nap deserves to be eaten? I guess we'll never know!!!

Annalynne McCord Is Sexy In Cosmo

Annalynne McCord Is Sexy In Cosmo
This is more like it, I knew this chick had potential for some hot sexy photos. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord showing off as much cleavage as she possibly can in a photo spread for Cosmopolitan. I like it, I’m just amazed she didn’t bring her ugly ass sisters along and she’s not blowing kisses to the camera. I wonder how many times the photographer had to tell her to cut that sh#t out.

Emmanuelle Chriqui Because She Is Hot

Emmanuelle Chriqui Because She Is Hot
Here’s Canadian hottie Emmanuelle Chriqui at the premiere of Nine last night looking damn gorgeous. It’s really too bad this girl doesn’t do anything other than play a minor role in Entourage, I think she could play a major role in my pants. All kidding aside, I think she should call me, we can get together in my tub and discuss how we can get her and her sweet cleavage a little more exposure. See more pictures now!!!

Even More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Even More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
I’ve had a lot of bikini pictures lately because these are the days the world’s hotties get together oil each other, slip into various little bikinis and swimsuits and take pictures of each other for their calendars. I’m not sure if that’s exactly how it happens but something along those lines. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing off what has to be one of the greatest bodies in the world. I want to touch it. See more pictures now!!!

Rihanna Topless In GQ Magazine

Rihanna Topless In GQ Magazine
I just want to say bravo to GQ Magazine for providing us with this Rihanna photoshoot. This is is what I consider an early Christmas present. If GQ keeps up with this soft-core type of material, I just might get myself a subscription. See more pictures now!

Olivia Munn Maxim Magazine Pictures

Olivia Munn Maxim Magazine Pictures
Alright nerds, hold on to your pocket protectors and grab some wet wipes because here are a few shots of your nerd goddess Olivia Munn in her bikini in Maxim Magazine. It’s going to be ok, I know she’s hot and half naked, but take a few puffs from your trusty inhaler and breathe gently. Better? Good because she looks pretty damn hot. I’d like to 00110001000110001100010100001110000011001110001110 and then 00011000110001110001 all over her 00011000110001110001. Enjoy!!!

Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures

Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures
I know many of you are fans of Vida Guerra. And I know because of girls like her, JLO, and Kim Kardashian it is now socially acceptable to prance around in a G-string with a big ass which is a shame because it’s not very attractive. Personally, I like woman who are fit and take care of themselves. But that’s just me. I have taste. However, for those of you who don’t, enjoy these Vida Guerra bikini pictures. See more pictures now!!!

Audrina Patridge Upskirt With Panties!

Audrina Patridge Upskirt With Panties!
I guess when Audrina Patridge isn’t showing off her funbags in photoshoots, she’s showing off her panties when getting out of vehicles. You know, if she keeps this trend up she might replace Heidi Montag as my new favorite Hills star. So ladies, let the competition begin. See more pictures now!!!

Katie Price Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Katie Price Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose
Many have attempted the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose over the years but very few have managed to pull it off. Here’s busty glamour model and mother of the year Katie Price doing her best to emulate Ms Alba but sadly her boney ass comes up short. Luckily she’s got a couple of massive assets up front that blow Jessica out of the water. If we could somehow combine the two I think we’d have our first female president. See more pictures NOW!!!

Nicola McLean's Breasts Deserve An Introduction

Nicola McLean's Breasts Deserve An Introduction
Move over Katie Price, there’s a new big-titted girl in town and with just one of her big round breasts she’s got you covered. Her name is Nicola Mclean and she was on the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!..She’s also been the girl with the perfectly round dodge balls glued to her chest who’s been staring at you from the top right corner gallery box for the last week on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, all I know is that I’m in love with Nicola Mclean’s ridiculous boobs and I hope they get more Tuna time. So Nicola, send me some personal candids and I promise you will have a permanent home here forever. Oh BTW, here she is at an Ultimo store in Glasgow. See more pictures NOW!!!