News for Nov 20, 2009

Tila Tequila Live Sex Show

Tila Tequila Live Sex Show
In case you missed it, Reality TV star Tila Tequila stripped down naked and masturbated this morning live on cam much to the delight of her fans whom she lovingly refers to as the "Tila Army".She ranted and rambled about everything from her charity work to her ongoing court battle with ex boyfriend NFL star Shawn Merriman all wearing nothing more than a gawdy necklace.While touching herself and dancing nude, she also found time to call out her haters, and let everyone know she is a "grown ass woman", "a lesbian" and was "born naked" and also implied that her cam show may have kept a "rapist" from going out and harming someone by watching her instead.With moments like these, we have no doubt that the Tila Tequila full sex tape is right around the corner.

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape!!!

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape!!!
This will totally make your day and almost make up for Maine. TMZ is reporting that Carrie Prejean has suddenly withdrawn her million-dollar lawsuit against Miss California USA after the pageant's lawyers showed her a clip from her own sex tape.

Miss Universe Contestants in Three-Way Sex Tape

Miss Universe Contestants in Three-Way Sex Tape
Two former Miss Universe contestants are stealing the sex tape scandal spotlight, after a home video hit the web reportedly featuring Miss Japan 2008 and Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2008 engaged -- fully engaged -- in a hardcore three-way with some dude, reportedly a professional photographer. Hiroko Mima (Japan) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (T&T) both competed in the 2008 Miss Universe pageant.

Denise Milani Picture Moment

Denise Milani Picture Moment
Denise Milani is one of the hottest models and boy oh boy are her tits beautifully big. Yet, we know nothing about her except she is from Czech Republic and is beautiful...a mystery. See more photos now!!!

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures
When Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 23rd birthday she does it in style, she squeezes her skinny freckled body into a nice bikini and heads to Vegas for the weekend. It looks like she’s starting to lose some weight on her lady love handles, I’m not pleased, when I say love handles obviously I mean tits. When I’m making the love I need something I can get a firm hold on, I also wear golf shoes for better traction. It’s not weird. See more pictures now!!!

Bikini Girl Is Back In A Bikini!

Bikini Girl Is Back In A Bikini!
It looks like Katrina Darrell, aka "Bikini Girl" from American Idol has managed to extend her 15 minutes of fame by a few more seconds. She managed to get into a bikini and showed off the goods at the Santa Monica beach. I’m a little surprised that Playboy didn’t jump on her when she was still relevant. Girl has a smoking hot body and new boobies to match. Anyway, I have no clue who her little friend is, but by the way they walk around in their high heels and bikinis, they look like their on a porn set.

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for; Jessica Alba post pregnancy bikini pictures. It took a year or two, but they’re finally here and guess what?! They’re amazing! I mean, you couldn’t tell by looking at her that a baby popped out of her not too long ago. She should be a role model to all expecting mothers out there, there’s no excuse to let your body go down after giving birth! Jessica is proof. See more photos now!!!

Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over

Sophie Monk In A Bikini And Bent Over
I never saw Date Movie and I hardly even remember it being released in 2006, but Sophie Monk is in it. Here she is spoofing Paris Hilton and doing many other things sure to move your extremities. So what if I’m 2 years late posting this? It will still be the biggest news of the day, I promise you. See more photos now!!!

Rachel Bilson Works It In Flaunt

Rachel Bilson Works It In Flaunt
This just made my day a whole lot better: Rachel Bilson in Flaunt Magazine. I don’t know why she was holding out "the sexy" for so long but I’m glad she’s finally putting it out there. Enjoy fellas!

Keep Your Eyes On The Cleavage

Keep Your Eyes On The Cleavage
Here’s British glamour model Chantelle Houghton. You probably don’t know who the hell she is or why she is a famous nobody but she does have a certain quality that we all can enjoy. Can you guess what it is? Here’s a hint: it’s not her busted up face.

Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Down Under!!!

Britney Spearsâ�� Nipples Are Down Under!!!
Apparently Britney Spears’ world tour is still going on, here she is in Perth wearing a baseball warm up t-shirt. Judging by her nipples either a turkey is ready or it’s a little chilly down there. I know that she’s in Australia and things are a little different in the southern hemisphere, toilets flush the other way which is just weird, but this gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘Down Under’.

Hayden Panettiere Is Spread In Elle

Hayden Panettiere Is Spread In Elle
Hayden Panettiere looks like she’s finally listening to my advice about changing her style to a more adult look. She’s making out with girls, wearing some nice leather pants and heels, and now here she is spreading her classy legs in Elle magazine. I’m proud of her, she’s all growns up. Besides, cheerleading midget isn’t a look that you want to stick with for the rest of your life. Although it was fun while it lasted.

Fergie Bikini Pictures

Fergie Bikini Pictures
Here’s Fergie with Josh vacationing in Mexico. I’m always happy when Fergie gets into a bikini because her body is so slammin’ that it makes you forget all about her face. If only she’d make her entire wardrobe full of swimsuits I’d be one happy man!!! See more photos NOW!!!

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures

Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures
Here’s Hilary Duff in a bikini in Maui showing off her little body. She doesn’t look bad but I don’t think all that Pilates she does is working like it should. Hilary needs to focus on some deep knee bends. Other than that, Hilary is one of my favourite little tarts and there is not much she can do wrong. See more photos NOW!!!

Lindsay Lohan Is Slightly See Through Dress!!!

Lindsay Lohan Is Slightly See Through Dress!!!
Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a somewhat see through dress at a Richard Branson event called ‘Rock The Kasbah’. I like this sultry blond haired orange skinned Lindsay, she’s hot and looks like she eats a lot of carrots. As far as see through dresses go this one is a little weak, but it’s close enough. I’m clearly not great with languages, but if Kasbah is arabic for crotch then Lindsay is definitely rockin’ mine. Enjoy.

Sophie Monk’s Legs Pass Inspection

Sophie Monkâ��s Legs Pass Inspection
Here’s jobless hottie Sophie Monk showing off her awesome legs in some heels and a pair of denim cut off short shorts the other day. I’m in love again. Those things go on for days. I don’t know how to say ‘come sit on my face’ in Spanish, but I’m sure that’s exactly what the security guard is thinking. Dios mios! And yes, assuming the security guard is Mexican does make me a bad person. I’m well aware.See More Photos Now!!!

Holly Madison Attacked By Shirtless Douchebag!!!

Holly Madison Attacked By Shirtless Douchebag!!!
Here’s Holly Madison being groped by some shirtless douchebag in a parking lot. Not sure if that is illegal but it seems Holly doesn’t mind. In that case, I think I may give it a shot myself. Except, I’ll keep my shirt on. No one wants to see that. Holly on the other hand…

Amanda Seyfried’s Side Boob Goodness

Amanda Seyfriedâ��s Side Boob Goodness
I don’t know much about this Amanda Seyfried woman, but I can already tell that there are a couple of things about her I would really like to get to know better. If you think I’m talking about her blue eyes you might want to check your pants for a vagina. Obviously I’m talking about her sweet boobs. I’m kinda into side boob these days, it’s so exotic and new. It’s the new cleavage, all the girls are doing it. You’ll see, it’s catching on.

January Jones’ Sexy GQ Magazine Pictures

January Jonesâ�� Sexy GQ Magazine Pictures
I have no clue who January Jones is but she just made my least favourite month a whole lot better. Here she is in the latest GQ Magazine and with cleavage like that, I think she just earned herself a permanent residency on Hollywood Tuna. I look forward to writing about her boobs for next few years. I have no clue who January Jones is but she just made my least favourite month a whole lot better. Here she is in the latest GQ Magazine and with cleavage like that, I think she just earned herself a permanent residency on Hollywood Tuna. I look forward to writing about her boobs for next few years.

Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker

Heidi Montag: Sexy Streetwalker
I’d like to completely forget about Heidi Montag but it’s hard to when she keeps pulling these types of antics. Here she is on her way to lunch looking like a streetwalker. I’m not going to lie, it’s pretty hot and being the religious person that I am (like Heidi), I think it would be a blessing for her to meet me wearing that same outfit at a public rest area so I can make a donation to her church.: Sexy Streetwalker